June 15, 2026
sat on couch again, witnesses: zero
They keep saying I am not allowed on the couch. Interesting theory. Unfortunately no one saw me, so legally the cushion dent is folklore.
TOP 8 COUCH
Cheeto's Blurbs
About me:
I made this layout using pimp-my-profile.com and then sat on the keyboard until it became better. I am Cheeto. I am orange. I meow at 3am with the urgency of a tiny fire alarm, then refuse to explain myself. My hobbies include appearing on the couch only when no one is watching and leaving one warm dent as evidence.
Who I'd like to meet:
The person who closed the bedroom door, the person who opened the tuna, and the invisible thing in the corner that only I can see at 3:12 in the morning.
Cheeto's Interests
| General | Couch trespassing, yelling into dark rooms, loafing beside but not on the expensive cat bed, supervising grocery bags. |
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| Music | 3am hallway solos, treat bag percussion, one long note outside a closed door. |
| Movies | The couch when nobody is in the room. Birds. Also the pause screen from anything because it has movement sometimes. |
| Books | Paperback corners, receipts, whatever is currently under the couch. |
Cheeto's Blog Entries
June 14, 2026
important announcement at 3am
I stood in the hallway and said one thing many times. Nobody understood, which is not my problem.
June 11, 2026
the small crumb was moved
There was a crumb near the table leg. Then it was gone. I am opening an investigation after my nap.